- They scare me
- I'm not sure if the teeth are real
You probably don't know exactly what goes in a sausage either. Does that stop you?
- I'm poor
Check down back of sofa. Sell a kidney. Paint yourself silver and stand very still on the high street. Sit on a corner, holding a sign that says "Will Work For Fugglers".
- I can't decide which one to get
Then buy several.
- I don't want one
Ahh, but you probably know someone that would. OR, you know someone you dislike intensely that would be very upset to receive one.
Here endeth the lesson.