Monster:
Sir Nobbynuts
Number:
126
Height:
22cm
Features:
Human-like teeth, slitted eyes, nobbly body
Fur:
Yellow fuzzy
Fart Velocity:
Moist
Phlegm consistency:
Runny
Description:
Wobbling its way through the day, this bumbling monster is the epitome uncouth and ill-mannered. The term “Sir” is widely incorrect. It navigates its nutty day by leaving angry and vaguely threatening signs on lampposts, lining up porcelain dolls on street corners and yelling foghorn-like noises at people as they pass by. We should really rename this monster to Nutty Nuisance.