Monster:

Sir Nobbynuts

Number:

126

Height:

22cm

Features:

Human-like teeth, slitted eyes, nobbly body

Fur:

Yellow fuzzy

Fart Velocity:

Moist

Phlegm consistency:

Runny

Description:

Wobbling its way through the day, this bumbling monster is the epitome uncouth and ill-mannered. The term “Sir” is widely incorrect. It navigates its nutty day by leaving angry and vaguely threatening signs on lampposts, lining up porcelain dolls on street corners and yelling foghorn-like noises at people as they pass by. We should really rename this monster to Nutty Nuisance.