We go where we want, when we want. It’s going to be tough to try and catch us because we don’t stick around for long, so try and keep up!
In the deepest, darkest corners of the most hustling and bustling cities, lurk the New Fuggs On The Block! These Fugglers are like city life embodied—repulsive like sky-high rent, annoying like street pigeons, and their farts are thicker than city smog! Think of this loathsome lot as the city-dwelling cousins of the Fugglers you already know and loathe, but these twisted terrors have never seen grass and are always in a rush! They will renew your sense of self-doubt with their peculiar appearance and grotesque ways.
Terms and conditions: These Fugglers are misunderstood, and most importantly, up to no good. Beware, befriending a Fuggler is an invitation to mischievous mayhem and comical chaos. We accept no responsibility for any of the following mischief that your Fuggler may do: raiding your fridge, adding their face to family photos, changing the times on all the clocks, shaving your pets, opening an online shop that sells wigs made from shaved pet fur, warping the time space continuum and opening a black hole, time-travel, generating fartnados, firing phlegm, "borrowing" your vehicle to take all of its Fuggler friends to the nearest theme park, using your credit card to fund their campaign for political office, claiming to be royalty and staking their claim to a throne, opening their own Fuggler emporium and much more.
